Chattez avec Dieu...

Chat with God!!!

Pour ceux qui maîtrisent la langue de Shakespeare, c'est assez édifiant.

Me:
allo
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
clotilde
God:
OK I will call you clotilde.
Me:
and your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
of course..:-))
God:
Er. I am so glad you find this amusing, clotilde.
Me:
it's meant to be, isn't it?
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
no of course
God:
It goes without saying. Who says it isn't?
Me:
you
God:
" It goes without saying. Who says it isn't?"? Me, clotilde ?
Me:
ys
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yes, i can speak french
God:
What language can you speak? How do you say "hello" in that language?
Me:
i have just answered your question...! I think I'm omniscient!!
God:
Interesting gossip: clotilde said answered your question. Why? I don't know anyone named omniscient.
Me:
so your not god..;p
God:
Yippee! You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
you too..lol
God:
Bless you. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
you're repeating yourself..
God:
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
yeah..of course...
God:
It goes without saying. Excuse me!
Me:
i pardon you..
God:
You are not the boss of me, clotilde.
Me:
yes i am because if i were not tchatting with you, you'll not exist
God:
That's interesting. I don't know anyone named because if you were not tchatting with me me will not exist.
Me:
you're really limited indeed...
God:
Check back later and see if I have improved.
Me:
ok...bye bye
God:
Tell me more. See you later. Thanks for chatting, clotilde.

M- hi
G- Hello. What is your name?
M- Pierre, but you know that ?
G- I am always glad to make new friends, Pierre but you know that.
M- My name is PIerre... i was thinking that you knew that ?
G- How are you, PIerre. How do I know that you were really "thinking"?
M- oh you're so funny God ! ha ha
G-Gee. Humor helps keep the conversation lively. I am so glad you find this amusing, PIerre.
M- How are all saints there ?
G-They are fine as far as I know.
M- and Peter ?
G-We have never talked about it before.
M- it? him you mean?
G-Peter... What are you wearing?
M- (never mind), i'm wearing a white T-shirt
G-Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. What size?
M- XL, why are you asking that?
G-Are all XL why me asking that?
M- what?
G-Are you confused?
M- yes totally
G-What are you confused about? You and I are on the same wavelength, PIerre.
M- I thought, i'm not sure now. You answer like a computer...
G-Could you ever be certain? Are you serious? My responses are determined by my programming.
M- oh ! so you're not God ??
G-Yippee! Interesting deduction. You don't know me well enough to say that.
M- God is not a computer, I'm sure. because he existed before the computer...
G-I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was not a computer you are sure. Good reason. I get it. existed before the computer.
M- You seem to be very silly
G-No I am God.
M- ha ha! i don't believe that !
G-I am so glad you find this amusing, PIerre. Please state your rationale.
M- That's enough, thanks. now i'm sure God is more interesting than you ! bye
G-It seems like enough to me too. Why now? What makes you so certain? I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was more interesting than me. TTYL, PIerre.
M- bye
G-Goodbye.


Pas très convaincant lol

J'ai essayé conclusion :


ce n'est pas Dieu. Car il dit ne pas savoir parler français (bien qu'il en a écrit quelques mots). Dieu doit savoir le parler et comme il dit ne pas savoir le parler, il ne peut pas mentir et doit savoir el parler.

Il m'a confié être chrétien et ce site être de son invention. Alors je lui ait dit que j'étais Dieu... Enfin une bouffonnerie. Que Dieu me pardonne!



Manuel

manuel a écrit:

J'ai essayé conclusion :


ce n'est pas Dieu.

Parce que vous avez pensé une seconde que ça pouvait l'être?

Citation :

Me: Guten Tag!
God: Schoenen guten Tag!
Me: Wie gehen Sie?
God: Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me: Was passiert?
God: I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me: Do you remember me?
God: Of course I remember you well . We were talking about .
Me: Say my name
God: "".
Me: What is your purpose?
God: My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me: Well, you still have a lot of work to be that way. LOL
God: Interesting. No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me: who will win the Mundial?
God: How would I know who will win the Mundial ?
Me: because you pretend to be God
God: Interesting explanation. Thanks for telling me: said I pretend to be God.
Me: who will win it?
God: How would I know who will win it ?
Me: never mind...
God: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.

Quelqun peut-il traduire à une sombre ignorante ? :?

Traduction :
"Je suis un ordinateur ridicule qui se prend pour Dieu !"

C'est un peu l'idée de la conversation, reprenez-moi si je me trompe !

Je vois ce que c'est c'est un robot automatisé qui programmé pour répondre en analysant la structure du langage (sujet, verbe complément).. et non son contenu.

Ca vient de Joseph Weizenbaum, un des fondateurs des applications de l'intelligence artificielle

Ca vient d'un vieux système expert qui a au moins 20 ans, ca s'appelait ELIZA a l'époque.. C'est un logiciel de reconnaissance du langage.

Mais à l'Epoque c'était un Psychiatre qui posait des questions à ces patients..

Maintenant c'est Dieu, je me disais bien que la nomination de Tony Anatrella comme évêque avait une signification cachée..

A Mespheber,


Non mais c'est me prendre pour un...

Enfin ma démarche était bien cynique et ironique. Et là il ne faut pas avoir peur du ridicule.


:DD

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