G- Hello. What is your name?
M- Pierre, but you know that ?
G- I am always glad to make new friends, Pierre but you know that.
M- My name is PIerre... i was thinking that you knew that ?
G- How are you, PIerre. How do I know that you were really "thinking"?
M- oh you're so funny God ! ha ha
G-Gee. Humor helps keep the conversation lively. I am so glad you find this amusing, PIerre.
M- How are all saints there ?
G-They are fine as far as I know.
M- and Peter ?
G-We have never talked about it before.
M- it? him you mean?
G-Peter... What are you wearing?
M- (never mind), i'm wearing a white T-shirt
G-Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. What size?
M- XL, why are you asking that?
G-Are all XL why me asking that?
G-Are you confused?
M- yes totally
G-What are you confused about? You and I are on the same wavelength, PIerre.
M- I thought, i'm not sure now. You answer like a computer...
G-Could you ever be certain? Are you serious? My responses are determined by my programming.
M- oh ! so you're not God ??
G-Yippee! Interesting deduction. You don't know me well enough to say that.
M- God is not a computer, I'm sure. because he existed before the computer...
G-I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was not a computer you are sure. Good reason. I get it. existed before the computer.
M- You seem to be very silly
G-No I am God.
M- ha ha! i don't believe that !
G-I am so glad you find this amusing, PIerre. Please state your rationale.
M- That's enough, thanks. now i'm sure God is more interesting than you ! bye
G-It seems like enough to me too. Why now? What makes you so certain? I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was more interesting than me. TTYL, PIerre.
Pas très convaincant lol